Tuesday 30 July 2013

Gerries to Gerryland

 Noon ferry from Portsmouth to Fishbourne.  Adrian looks a bit suspicious about the idea of going on holiday with his in-laws, Pa looks a bit more enthusiastic about the idea.

Sisters on tour enjoying the sun and sea breeze aboard the St Cecelia.

First stop Osborne House after some interesting circular navigation from Siri.
This is the Swiss Cottage which is a short walk from the house by schematic diagram and a long walk via the beach in reality.  Don't go there if you only have a few minutes spare before you head off home.






The Isle of Wight maybe on a time cycle about 30 years behind mainland Britain but its a staunch outpost of capitalism.  Material printed for the visitor seems to completely ignore attractions that have not paid to be there.  Osborne House doesn't make it onto my tea towel but the Hovercraft (which must have had a long contract) is.  After Osborne House we made our way to the hotel and on to dinner on the Shanklin Esplanade.
Up for an early breakfast and onto the Model Village at Godshill, the highlight of my visit.  Beautifully maintained gardens with quirky and witty scenes of well fed people going about their busy lives getting married, going on Scout camp, playing football (with a streaker on the pitch) or athletics and lots more.
 Beside the model village in the model village.

 Alison beside the show jumping arena.

Seasoned Scout master and Akela salute the Scout camp.


Bed of the king who loses his head.





The famous cock headed man

Not famous normal headed men

Shanklin Chine



Tuesday 2 July 2013

Barbados 2013

One dreary winter morning last winter an email from British Airways lured Adrian and I into booking a holiday in paradise, also known as Barbados.   It was such an amazing break we did something we've never done before and booked exactly the same holiday again this year.  There was a niggle in my mind that repeating the experience might break the spell, I needn't have worried.
A group of very lucky staff from a Manchester IT company arrived and the hotel on the same day as us.  They were being treated by their (world's best) boss to 5 days in Barbados (about 20 of them, can't imagine what they must have done to deserve it).  It was a bit wasted on at least one of them who seemed to have misunderstood where she was.  Overheard speaking to a friend in the UK, very loudly (fuelled by rum) 'the Jamaicans on the boat were great.'  I wonder if she ever found out she wasn't in Jamaica.
Anyway I'm sure it was their block booking that got us allocated a better room so we were delighted by their good fortune.
Slight concern when we arrived at Grantley Adams airport and weren't able to produce our transfer voucher.  Fortunately we were on the list so got our ride but when we got to the hotel they were not so trusting and only thanks to free WiFi did I manage to find the email with the link to the hotel voucher.  I will try to remember to print the vouchers next time I go on holiday.
No submarines or round the island tours this time but we had the most amazing experience watching a sea turtle climb up the beach and nest.
A hotel security guard had an infra red torch and I know the picture is hard to interpret but here she is covering her eggs.  I contacted the Barbados Sea Turtle Project and they are going to let me know of the progress of this nest.
Barbados is a place where getting around and nourishing yourself is either very expensive or very cheap, nothing in between.  Horrified at the quote of $30 Barbados (about £10) for a 3 mile taxi ride back to the hotel (way too hot and humid to walk) we went for the reggae bus instead at $2 each.  Apparently these buses are privately owned and they are all quite different.  All the ones we went on had the loud music and some had a conductor who hangs out the door drumming up business as you progress at flat out speed, quite unlike London Transport.  We travelled on one bus where the speedometer had been removed and replaced by a piece of paper and another had a perspex sort of honesty box instead of the outdoor conductor.  Very convenient, casual, cheap and sometimes terrifying way of getting around.
We a few couples in the hotel who had been returning year after year (one couple were there for their 20th time) and I would have found this a bit odd in the past but ItI'm all for repeating this experience again next year if we can.  I recommend this holiday to anyone with batteries in need of recharging - this really did the trick.